Friday, January 12, 2007

The Skinny On… Pee Wee Herman 02.18.00

NAME: Pee Wee Herman

ANAGRAM OF: We Apemen Here

ORIGIN: The Groundlings Theater, Los Angeles, 1977

BIG BREAK: Cheech and Chong’s Next Movie.

SUPERSTARDOM: Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.

CLOSET CLASSIC: Back to the Beach

LOST TV EPISODE: 227as Himself.

BEST BUDDIES: Dottie, Winnie, Cowboy Curtis, Captain Carl, Ricardo, King of Cartoons, Miss Yvonne, Reba the Mail Lady, Pterri, Chairry, Globey!, Clocky, Floory, Mrs. Rene, Jambi the Genie, Conky 2000, Countess the Cow, Fireman Frank, Chandelier, Magic Screen, Oki Doki, Billy Baloney, Yanee the Yanking Pig, Dixie, Mr. Window, Cool Cat, Tito, Miss Steve, Cher, Opal, Elvis, and 'Lil Punkin.

CELEBRITY BUDDIES: Annette Funicello, Frankie Avalon, Dinah Shore, Joan Rivers, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Oprah Winfrey, Whoopi Goldberg, Little Richard, Charo, k.d. lang, the Del Rubio Triplets, Grace Jones and Santa Claus.

MOST EMBARRASING MOMENT: The time Randy changed all the articles in Pee Wee’s newspaper to lies!

SECRET WORD: Onanism.

SIX DEGREES OF WILLIE AAMES: Pee Wee Herman was the star of Big Top Pee Wee with the beautiful Penelope Ann Miller… who was molled up in Carlito’s Way as the girlfriend of Al Pacino… who portrayed real-life whistleblower cop Frank Serpico in Serpico written by Waldo Salt… who also wrote Midnight Cowboy, the story of a hustler played by Jon Voight… who was in U-Turn with Sean Penn… who was nominated for an Oscar for Dead Man Walking playing opposite… Willie Aames.

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